“It’s an addiction. I love clothes. I like to go down Melrose and look in all the windows and I go to different flea markets. I have lots of costumes. You never know when you’re going to have to dress up like a milkmaid from the 1600s.”
Zooey put on her vintage floral dress and tip toed on her pink high heels. While she was smearing lipstick on her lips, the doorbell suddenly rung. She opened the door and her mouth opened wide. Zooey was now standing face to face with her evil twin, Katy Perry.
quirky clone Katy Perry.
So, why do you hate Zooey so much anyway?
AnonymousWho says we hate Zooey? We relish her quirk. It fuels good jokes.
“I love the Smiths!” declares Zooey. “Zooey, basically everyone likes the Smiths,” replies her nemesis. “No. You’re wrong. I am the only one who loves the Smiths. To die by your side~”
