"what do you mean the loch ness monster is a myth?" zooey asks that one snooty barista.
"I can’t wait to wear my knitted beanie with cat ears!" Zooey says excitedly.
"IT NEEDS TO BE SWEATER WEATHER NOW!" zooey laments as she jumps into a pile of her adorable crocheted sweaters.
zooey does the macarena and doesn’t care who sees because she is a free spirit
zooey celebrates the fourth of july by pretending to be a colonial woman. she churns butter all morning and plays her fife.
"no one understands my 60s pop culture references!!!" zooey laments to her shrine to pattie boyd.
"for my birthday i wanna be quirky just like him!" zooey whispered to Barnabas, her cat.
Zooey watches the Beatles cartoon from the 60s every morning
Zooey Deschanel curls in order to celebrate the coming Summer Olympics.
Zooey’s favorite Disney princess is Ariel. “I mean, she brushes her hair with a fork. Does it get any quirkier?”