the tomato soup delivery man is late AGAIN

“To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die~” Zooey sings to that one ugly christmas sweater from the 1950s that is just a little out of her price range. 

“You better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout…” Zooey begins to sing as she enters the thrift shop. The hunt for holiday sweaters has begun.

Zooey’s favorite thing about Thanksgiving is hand turkey drawings. 

Zooey is going to be Summer Finn for Halloween.

Give it up Zooey, that was a movie. Its not real life. 

“i am definitely not that quirky,” zooey insists as she continues to paint tiny cats on her fingernails. 

“i haven’t prepared a speech. i’m just going to make some faces and excited squeaks,” zooey says of her emmy speech 

“what do you mean the loch ness monster is a myth?” zooey asks that one snooty barista. 

“I can’t wait to wear my knitted beanie with cat ears!” Zooey says excitedly. 

“IT NEEDS TO BE SWEATER WEATHER NOW!” zooey laments as she jumps into a pile of her adorable crocheted sweaters.